Top-Secret!
Comrades! We unite tonight towards a common purpose, the wholesale overthrow and conversion of the carnivore masses by cleverness, deception, and force! Below are our top-secret plans, thoughts, and suggestions. Submit yours for inclusion now, before it's too late!


Possible Methods for the Conversions of the Meat-Fish-Fowl Eaters:

• Discourage meat consumption by passing an extremely high meat/fish/poultry tax with the funds going to animal welfare (the cigarette tax approach) - QvB
  
• Give federal/state tax credits to vegetarians/vegans. - QvB
  
• Ration meat using a system of meat ration coupons (like they did in WWII) - QvB
  
• Promote the eating of beloved animals (horses, dogs, cats) in an attempt at reverse psychology, by showing people the ridiculousness of thinking one animal is okay to eat and another off limits - QvB
  
• Federal funds towards envitromeat development. - QvB
  
• All meat eaters will get an involuntary dose of E.coli so they’ll know how to recognize it in the future (this is a public safety measure, after all). - Shane
  
• If any meat eaters get a tax return, their money will be automatically directed to PETA or the Physicans Committee for Responsible Medicine. - Shane
  
• Meat eaters will have to pay more for airplane tickets, since they are typically heavier than their vegetarian counterparts, thus taking up more space and weight on the plane. - Shane
  
• For every animal consumed, the eater must erect one life-size replica in his house or yard, with a plaque that indicates his/her date or demise. - QvB